Mirror, Mirror

Mirror mirror look at me.
Am I the crazy woman I see?
Look closely; will you agree
That the crazy one is me?

Yes, I’m the one who failed the test,
Who let the heart break in my chest.
I knew the rules; they’d been expressed,
But would that stop me from my quest?

Oh, no! Not me! I walked into this willingly.
And I own all of this insanity.
“@#$%^” I say. (yes, that’s profanity,
Which we don’t use within my family.)

For now I’m stuck, fresh out of luck
Feeling ugly like a duck.
I could say yuck. I should upchuck,
For he’s nothing but a schmuck.

Mirror, mirror when you see
That I’m drinking my Chablis
And I appear to be half-dressed
Could you next time please suggest
I look again - no vanity -
Just look again for sanity!
(And when I start to fall for some dumb fuck
Remind me to jump out of that damn truck!)